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Tweety Awards
Honoring Excellence In Twitter Embarrassment

Posted by Charlie Recksieck on 2022-04-28
Most of us have had that awful, embarrassing moment of pressing Send too early. Whether it’s a Reply All to the wrong recipients or tweeting out the wrong message. Hopefully our experiences were only a little awkward as opposed to these whoppers we are honoring below.

Yes, it’s time for our first-ever Tweety Awards ... honoring the most amazing and uncomfortable accidental tweets in Twitter history.


Colon : Cologne


I’m a force to be record with just watch me shine!
I can’t date a girl who is lack toe tolerance. We couldn’t even go out for ice cream!
Mary J. Blige
Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents?! They should never do that! I haven’t been on (cont) ...
added 10 new photos to the album Help Us #CuntdownToBeauty At Westfield Sydney

Corporate Whoops

British Airways
Promoting Virgin Atlantic


Don’t forget to log out of personal account
"I’m not a C-List celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Come join me and become famous too by playing on iPhone!

Forgot to change Twitter password before firing social media personnel
"There are over 60 of us being fired at once! Mass execution, of employees who love the brand."
"We’re tweeting live from HR where we’re all being fired! Exciting!

Copy and paste
"Black Friday **** Need copy and link ****"

"Thank f**k it’s Friday! Can’t wait to get out of this stubsucking hell hole."

Not On Google Or DM, Grandpa

Rudy Giuliani keeping tabs on dementia


Charlie Sheen
310-954-7277 Call me bro. C
Dean Norris
Sex GIFs
Elon Musk
@ID_AA_Carmack Do you have a seec to talk? My cell is (redacted)
Kourtney Kardashian
Do ants have dicks

Blink & You’ll Miss It

Rudy Giuliani inadvertently creating a URL that sombody grabbed immediately to post anti-Trump messages; doubly ironic as Trump’s "cybersecurity czar"


Look for it

Worst Trump Tweet

So gracious


He cracks the case
"The concept of global warning was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

Prince of Whales
"I meet and talk to ’foreign governments’ every day. I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales ..."

There’s no "I" in "We"

And finally the biggest award at the Tweeties ....

The "Covfefe" Award

Great save from Strategic Air Command


American Red Cross

Pope Francis Likes New Orleans and the Points

Ed Balls

Savvy Google executive