Posted by Charlie Recksieck
Honoring Excellence In Twitter Embarrassment
Yes, it’s time for our first-ever Tweety Awards ... honoring the most amazing and uncomfortable accidental tweets in Twitter history.
Colon : Cologne
I’m a force to be record with just watch me shine!
I can’t date a girl who is lack toe tolerance. We couldn’t even go out for ice cream!
Mary J. Blige
Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents?! They should never do that! I haven’t been on (cont) ...
added 10 new photos to the album Help Us #CuntdownToBeauty At Westfield Sydney
Promoting Virgin Atlantic
Don’t forget to log out of personal account
"I’m not a C-List celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Come join me and become famous too by playing on iPhone! itunes.apple.com/app/id860822992
Forgot to change Twitter password before firing social media personnel
"There are over 60 of us being fired at once! Mass execution, of employees who love the brand."
"We’re tweeting live from HR where we’re all being fired! Exciting!
Copy and paste
"Black Friday **** Need copy and link ****"
"Thank f**k it’s Friday! Can’t wait to get out of this stubsucking hell hole."
Not On Google Or DM, Grandpa
Rudy Giuliani keeping tabs on dementia
310-954-7277 Call me bro. C
@ID_AA_Carmack Do you have a seec to talk? My cell is (redacted)
Do ants have dicks
Blink & You’ll Miss It
Rudy Giuliani inadvertently creating a URL that sombody grabbed immediately to post anti-Trump messages; doubly ironic as Trump’s "cybersecurity czar"
Look for it
Worst Trump Tweet
He cracks the case
"The concept of global warning was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
Prince of Whales
"I meet and talk to ’foreign governments’ every day. I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales ..."
There’s no "I" in "We"
And finally the biggest award at the Tweeties ....
The "Covfefe" Award
Great save from Strategic Air Command
American Red Cross
Pope Francis Likes New Orleans and the Points
Savvy Google executive